Two men wearing face paint. Wait, Lance Lynn isn't wearing face paint? His beard comes up that high?
The game started with Jamie Garcia struggling and walking lead-off hitter Jayson Werth, who I don't think the Nationals expected to be hitting lead-off when they signed him to the 7 year $125 million dollar deal. Bryce "Hype" Harper and his face paint then struck out. But, he did give the announcer enough time to give plent attention to his face paint. Zimmerman grounded out. LaRoche walked. During the LaRoche at bat the announcers were perplexed that LaRoche, left-handed, stuggled against Garcia, left-handed, but the rest of the Nationals had a lot of success. They did not point out the handedness of Garcia or LaRoche. It makes me wonder what a game announced by statistically minded announcers would sound like. Morse grounded out to end the inning.
Jordan Zimmerman was the starting pitcher for the Nationals. Apparently, Jay lead-off and got out, but Comcast service is horrible and I missed the at-bat. Beltran was at-bat for the Copernican discussion of the Earth rotating around the Sun creating the shadows on the field that kept advancing. Zimmerman finished the inning 1-2-3.
Desmond lead off the 2nd inning with a single. Espinosa walked. Suzuki thankfully had a long enough srikeout to allow the announce hype up how hard it was to catch a pitch coming out of the shadows. Jordan Zimmerman, the pitcher, singled to right field allowing Desmond to score as Beltran held the ball too long. Werth flew out to Holliday, who was reminded before teh inning to to catch the ball. Harper's face make up struck out again to end the inning.
How many times do you see a pitcher help his cause at the plate and then give up four runs? Craig singled, Molina singled, Freese doubled, Descalso singled. Kozma stuck-out and that brought up the pitchers spot with pitchers spot with two runners on. Matheny pinch-hit for Garcia with Skip Shumaker. Shumaker had a fielders choice to get a RBI. John Jay singled in Descalso but was thrown out going to second.
Lance Lynn relieved Garcia and had no trouble in the third inning with Zimmerman and LaRoche. Morse singled, but Desmond stranded him with a strikeout.
Jordan Zimmerman did not fair as well in the third inning as Allen Craig hit a solo homerun.
Lunn cruised through the fourth inning as well. Espinosa tried to drag bunt and was thrown out by Descalso - Beard on Beard out. Suzuki struck out again, Pinch-hitter Bernadina walked, and Werth struck out.
Craig
Stammen relieved Zimmerman. Descalso the other bearded second baseman decided to swing the bat and hit a lead-off home run. So for one bearded 2nd baseman Descalso that is a RBI single and a home run, Espinosa walk and failed attempt for a bunt hit. Kozma walked and was stealing 2nd as Lance Lynn sacrifice bunted. Stammen was to lax as he threw to first and Kozma took 3rd on Stammen's throw. The score was 6-1 was as the Nationals pulled the infield in. Kozma scored as Jay grounded to Espinosa, who w couldn't handle the grounder. Might have got an out if he was playing back. A Beltran walk brought out the bullpen again. Christian Garcia was able to finishe the inning getting out Holliday and Craig.
Lynn struggled in the 5th. Harper lead-off without face paint, but still struck out. Zimmerman and LaRoche hit back to back homeruns to bring the Nationals within 4 runs 7-3. Morse and Desmond each flew out to end the inning.
Bottom of the 5th inning Christian Garcia walked the first two hitters Molina and Freese before inducing a double play ground ball from Descalso, swinging did not work well then for Descalso. Kozma struck out to end the inning.
Top of the 6th inning. Matheny choose to go to Joe Kelley out of the bullpen instead of leaving Lynn in, even-though the pitchers spot was due up in the order. Lynn threw 50 pitches and had thrown the night before. Espinosa decided to swing, but was robbed of a hit by a great catch by
John Jay . In the video you can see a excited Matt Holliday that was not sure if Jay was allowed to do that, catch the ball. Suzuki grounded out and pinch hitter Lombordozzi lined out.
Bottom of the 6th - Pinch hitter Shane Robinson, last remaining right handed bat on the bench other than the back up catcher, faced lefty- Mike Gonzalez. Robinson got out as well as John Jay. Beltran batting right handed fouled a ball down the left field line. Morse lumbered over but could not get the ball, he should have. Two pitches later Beltran homered to make the score 8-3. Holliday stuck out looking to end the inning.
Top of the 7th - Mujica is in for the Cardinals. Werth singled, Harper- No face paint- doubled. Runners on 2nd and 3rd Zimmerman hit a sac fly to left field. Werth scored. Matt Holliday seemed to not know what to do with a ball that he actually caught,
spiked the ball, but luckily it rolled to Descalso who picked it up to throw Harper out at third. Harper was being risky, but the throw was horrible and the Cardinals were lucky. LaRoche flew out. Score 8-4.
Bottom of the 7th- My wife came home and I had to hand a shower curtain. I assume a 1-2-3 inning.
Top of the 8th - Mitchell Boggs,
no relation, gave up a single to Morse, a fly-out to Desmond. Then Davey Johnson let
Kurt Suzuki hit with two runners on and one out. Suzuki flew out and pinch hitter Chad Tracy ended the inning with a weak fly ball.
Bottom of the 8th - Sean Burnett in for the Nationals. Descalso flew out to deep right. Kozma gets a double as Morse was unable to make a sliding catch, I can't believe he came up as a shortstop. Pinch-hitter Matt Carpenter struck out. John Jay hit a triple to right field plating Kozma. Beltran then hit his 2nd home-run of the game. 11-4 Cardinals. Holliday walked and Craig double to left. Holliday was able to score as Morse mishandled the ball. Molina ended the inning.
Top of the 9th - Jason Motte rested as Trevor Rosenthal stuck out Werth, No face-paint Bryce Harper, gave up a single to Ryan Zimmerman and struck out La Roche
Cardinals won 12- 4.
Battle of inept players in left-field
Holliday - no errors, one lucky spiked ball.
Morse - one charged error, two balls he should have gotten to that directly lead to runs.
Battle of bearded second baseman
Descalso- 2-4, 2 runs, 2 RBI, 1 Home-run. 500 OBP,
Espinosa - 1-3, .500 OBP
Werewolf vs. Lumberjack
Motte - Rest
Werth- 1-4, two strike-outs, 1 run, 1 BB
Face-Paint battle
Lynn- 3 IP, 2 ER, 5K's, W
Harper - 0-2, 2 K's
Non-face paint Harper - 1-3, 2K's, 2B